EW. EW. EW.
OK folks – I realize I’m too old for this crap but I just have to say this….WHAT THE HELL DID MADAME TUSSAUDS DO TO RPATZ?!
Did you SEE this nightmare?! It’s a wax sculpture that is truly terrifying! (FYI, MamaPop had a good post about it which you can check out here.)
[The girl in the background is not screaming in fear only because she is seeing this monstrosity from behind.]
What did they use for inspiration?! Certainly not this:
[OMG. Sparkly Vampires Rule.]
They must have been using something like this for inspiration:
[FOR. THE. LOVE! DON’T TOUCH IT!]
Or maybe this guy:
Possibly a giraffe???
I mean, really folks. Who the hell designed that neck? What on EARTH were they thinking? Too many James Cameron movies?! Are we so desperate to be aliens? What happened here? So. Confused.
Oh and FYI, just in case the casting agents are looking for someone to replace K-Stew in Breaking Dawn….I’m happy to offer my services:
[She always looks angry or depressed in the posters…I’d be all “wOOt! Check out my boys in the background…they are fiiiiiiine! Love triangles RULE!”]
Needless to say, I will not be scarring Pineapple with a trip to Madame Tussauds to see a terrifying sculpture of one of the most beautiful men alive anytime soon. <shudder>