Did you ask your toddler a yes or no question? (I don’t know….something like “hey, are you naked and wet and tracking water all over the house?”) Did he/she respond?
He/she is lying.
Yes they are.
Yes, you’re a good parent – the kind that teaches wrong from right – the kind that KNOWS wrong from right and tries to demonstrate that.
But your kid is still lying.
OH! Your toddler always tells you the truth? Oh. OK.
XO – Rachael