Pineapple is turning into her mother. Yeah, that’d be me.
Ever had those moments where your kid says something and you have to hide in the other room, quickly turn around, or put your face in a pillow to keep yourself from LAUGHING OUT LOUD? This happens because you IMMEDIATELY recognize the fact that your kid is turning into you (or your DH, I suppose). Case in point….
…SCENE: Pineapple is in her bathroom going potty. I am in her bedroom picking out her outfit for the day. It’s early morning, we haven’t made it downstairs for breakfast yet, and due to hunger and a dislike for getting up + deadlines, we are grumpy.
Me: Are you done going potty yet?
Pineapple: Not yet!
Me: Be sure to wipe your girl parts when you are done!
Me: I hear you moving around in there – are you done?
Pineapple: *flush* YES!
Me: Did you wipe your girl parts?
Pineapple: I am!
Me: Don’t forget to wash your hands.
Me: Did you wipe? There’d better be toilet paper in that potty!
Pineapple: *running water* I WIPED MY GIRL PARTS WITH THE TOILET PAPER!!!! STOP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!!”
That’s my girl! 🙂